I know what you’re thinking. Yes, I’m pale, my last name is Casper, and I’ve worked at a funeral home. Fortunately, I’m not a ghost. I’m a recent graduate of Boston University’s MS in Advertising Program with a passion for big ideas and clever taglines. Unfortunately, because I am a living, breathing person, I do not possess the ability to walk through walls. Yet.

When I’m not crafting copy, I’m cracking jokes. A former stand-up comedian, I have developed an online media presence with over 33,000 followers, with my content frequently featured on popular websites such as Betches, Buzzfeed, Harper’s Bazaar, and oprahmag.com. My biggest fan? My nephew. He can’t talk yet, so you’ll just have to take my word on this.

In the market for a Walking Dead-obsessed, smart-mouthed, mortuary school dropout turned copywriter? I may be your best (and only) option.